secretaryofsass:

look at all those chickenths
breadonly:

gleeson666:

what the fuck is this

bazinga
fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.
"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."
"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."

johnhoustonstockton:

just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves